Ruthie! Maria and Colin showed me how to use this Internet thing. I’m sending you an e-mail on the internet. No, I am informed that this is a tumbler but not the interesting kind for drinking. Message in a bottle? At any rate. Rita and Arthur and I arrived safely and relatively unbothered by…
none of us is pretty have a nice weekend
Cal, stop trolling Maria’s neighbors, please.
what is trolling? like trawling but without a boat?
He’s only teasing you.
Nick, let it go. That man is a flaming queer and we don’t have to listen to him.
i thought thats what we were now
No, we have class.
First of all, my wife is slandering me. I am not teasing you. I just think one of you is particularly pretty, as people go. I didn’t mean for it to turn into an elaborate Internet debate in which things are poorly spelled. Second off, you still haven’t told me what trawling is other than it involves a boat. Third off, would you like to see a literal flaming queer because (redacted)
Note From Those Of Us Whose Blog It Actually Is: No. Just no.
BUT WE’RE LETTING HIM PLAY WITH THE TUMBLR BECAUSE HE BROUGHT ME A SWORD. I HAVE A SWORD AGAIN. A SWORD. AND A KNIFE. THEIR NAMES ARE KRIS AND MINNA AND MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AGAIN. AND THEY BROUGHT COLIN A STAVE AND A PRETTY BOSS DAGGER AND WE”RE ALLOWED TO KEEP THIS BECAUSE ATLANTIS WILL FUCK FELIX’S SHIT UP IF HE FEELS THE NEED TO BE A PETTY BITCH ABOUT THIS.
But Cal is still not allowed to set himself on mystical fire and parade around the apartment building making flaming queer jokes. Nope. Even though my stave is pretty badass.
NICK MY KNIFE IS STILL THE BEST KNIFE. THANKS. BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU I HAVE THE BEST KNIFE AND A GODDAMN SWORD NOW. MY LIFE IS BETTER. I AM HAPPY. I LOVE MY FRIENDS. CAL, STOP TEASING NICK.
Slander. I am not teasing.
Congratulations, you two.